[Diamond18]

One of my favorite episodes is "Hillbilly Hare" from 1950. I can picture hobbits squaredancing, can't you?

"Let's all squaredance! Bow to your partner, bow to your own."

Promenade across the Shire,
Sing along with the Elven choir.
Sashay right on through the glade,
And everybody promenade!

Leggo and Gimli got along fine:
"I'll pull your braids, you pull mine.
Yank it again like you did before,
We could start a Elf/Dwarf war!"

Now into the pool and fish for the trout,
Dive right in and splash about.
Trout, trout, pretty little trout,
One more splash and come right out.

When Lurtz was born he looked so blue
As he wallowed 'round in the birthing goo.
Wallow with him, you all know how,
Roll around like an old fat sow.

All the men smell like cow manure,
So the Elves left for Valinor.
They left those men, the dirty ol' things,
Once all power was gone from their Rings.

Grab a fryin' pan, hold it tight,
Whomp an orc with all your might.
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead.

Womp him low and womp him high,
Stick an arrow in his eye.
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
Bang his head against the ground.

Promenade all 'round Middle-earth,
Soon you'll lose that pudgey girth.
No second breakfast nor elvenses, too;
What's a poor young Took to do?

Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl,
Galadriel is a mighty strange girl.
With that deep voice and green vortex,
Compliments of speciel effects.

Now right hand over and left hand under,
The Fellowhip was torn asunder.
Over the hill and under the dale,
I think I'll just have another ale.

"Don't you stray and don't you roam,"
Said all the folks way back at home.
Though Frodo may be a maniac,
When the Ring's gone he'll promenade back.

"And now you're home. Bow to your partner, and bow to the gent across the hall, and that is all!"

Uh, yeah...anyway... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ December 03, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]