Treebeard: Only writing on ONE side of the paper.
Legolas: Putting on his foundation and lip gloss, then shaving his legs.
Aragorn: Making out with Eowyn.
Gandalf: Making out with Galadriel.
Elrond: Taking Rogaine
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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