Frodo: Singing "I've got you Babe" to the One Ring 
 
Gandalf: Admitting he's a Squib (Harry Potter refference: a non-magical person born of two wizards) 
          OR 
reading the completes idiot's guide to sorcery. 
 
Gollum: Talking about himself in the first person 
 
Samwise: touching Frodos hiney 
       OR 
fondeling Frodo while he's sleeping 
 
Legolas: plucking out his grey hairs 
 
Elrond: Being giddy 
       OR 
giving someone biased advice 
       OR 
telling Arwen she's adopted 
 
My brain hurts. Like no, really. Pain.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
				__________________ 
				Do not disturb my slumber. OR THERE WILL BE DOOOOOOOOM. 
Favorite quote: Belethiriel, "In the Land of Mordor, where all eat pie."
			 
		
		
		
		
	 |