[Bekah]

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These have scarred me for life!!!! Please realize the damage these things have on innocent, pure LOTR minds. Because these are really, really, really scary. But I don't want you to stop writing them because they're really funny! Or most of them, anyway, the ones that weren't totally freaking me out! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Anyhow, my little brother (who has requested an evil graemlin [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]) has some...so here goes!

Sauron - taking off the spikes on his armour and wearing a pink bobble hat and mittens.

Any orc - holding a flower, picking off the petals and reciting "She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me..."

Any warg - holding signs saying "Vegetarians for Life!"

Balrog - dropping his whip and picking up a small puppy dog, who managed to find its way into Moria, and then cuddling it and crooning to it while Gandalf was saying "The flame of Udun shall not avail you!"

Any Uruk-hai - with reading glasses on and studying a grammer book.

These will probably mentally scar hitherto pure LOTR fans as much as the ones supplied previously, but I hope you guys like them nevertheless.

Lots of love and God bless,

~ Elentari (aka Bekah) and her little brother Luke, who is now laughing at me for making a small typo just now. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]