GALADRIEL: Falling down and getting mud all over her dress
THE BALROG: Putting on a top hat and cane and singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey..."
LEGOLAS: Tripping over his own feet and falling on his face.
GANDALF: Just as he's facing off against Saruman, Gwaihir the Wind Lord thinks he's a statue and takes a crap all over him.
ARAGORN: Laughing himself to tears while watching Arwen and Eowyn fight over him on the Jerry Springer Show
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I ♣ baby seals.
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