Hey Bombadil, singing is for pansies!!
(When the Hobbits are Hiding under the tree for the Nazg?l)
Hey stupid, there underneeth those root's.
Galadriel, really, but white isn't your color.
Hey legolas, you look like a sissy in those thight's. (ehm NOT he looks totaly hot in those)
And I could go on about it for ages.
Greetings,
Anuion
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