Hey Gollum want this fish? Too bad its mine.
Frodo, did you know that whenever you're scared you look like youre going to wet yourself? Work on your 'scared' face.
In the mines of Moria
gandalf is reading the book: Hey SHUT UP!!Pippin's about to knock a skeleton down a well!
Gimli, your cousins suck.
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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