Hey Denethor! What's cooking?
Boromir, can you play "76 Trombones"?
Pippin, what kind of mushrooms are those?
To Shelob: Hey! Look what I found on the bottom of my shoe! (Shows a smushed spider)
He! He! How are those?
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"God is the Lord, of angels, and of men--and of elves" -J.R.R. Tolkien
"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."-Gimli
"Spiders are hideous."-Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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