AHAHAHA, I liked the one with Frodo and Gandalf in particular. And, Bombadil, I'm with you all the way!!
(Haldir dying)
Aragorn: What the heck do you think you're doing???? You're not even supposed to be here!!
Gollum: Stupid, fat, hobbitsess!!
Sam: (bursting into tears) Waaaa!!!! (runs away)
Frodo: (whispering to Gollum) He's a little touchy about that...he's trying to diet...
In FotR:
(Gandalf is talking to the moth...translation. It looks like something very poetic, and all)
Gandalf: So, do you think it will rain?
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...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!
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