Quote:
Sam: I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here, really we shouldn't
(Sam pulls out a copy of TTT)
Look, it's all here, Faramir should have never taken us to this place, you should have had a discussion with him, he should have fed us and, given us food for the rest of the journey and sent us on our merry way.
(Sam calls Faramir)
Sam: Faramir have you even read the book?...
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*dies laughing* Oh so true!
This first one is inspired by evadne's TTT Breadbox Edition (a work of pure genius):
Aragorn lies listening to the ground...
"Ah, rock. How I love you." [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Also from TTT movie:
In Henneth Annûn...
Faramir: "The Ring will go to Gondor."
Sam: "Haha, that's pretty funny, pretending you want the Ring and all, that's a good one. Really, we get it, it's funny, you're a funny guy, there's no need to-- wait, what are you doing? Why are you tying us up? Hey, where are you taking us? This isn't funny anymore, Faramir! No, really, it was funny at first, but-- hey, lemme go!"
And from the books (or more specifically, the appendices):
Rosie: "Really Sam, I don't know how much more of this I can take. Twelve children, and another one on the way? Do you have any idea how much my back hurts?"