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Look closely and you'll notice the human member of their party is played by two different actors at different points of the movie (it takes a sharp eye to notice, but one of them has red hair, one black).
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*dies of laughter, reads it again and dies again* This guy's good!
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The mutated muscular soldiers of Mordor turned out to be hilariously ineffective soldiers, a dozen of them held off by a single dying human. Apparently they made the beasts by crossing Orcs, Goblins and the French.
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After reading this, how can you take this list seriously? I mean, the guy just made a comment about racism not five "reasons" above this. C'mon, now.
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Every time Frodo or Bilbo went invisible with the ring they should have also gone BLIND. Your eyes cannot function unless light is reflected off the cornea. If light passes through it (as must be the case with invisibility) sight is no longer possible.
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I do like the point they brought up here.
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I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows.
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*falls to the floor laughing hysterically*
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Why is the black octopus creature painted as the bad guy when it attacks, when one of the fellowship had clearly been throwing rocks at it?
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That's right! I should start a "protest the cruelty to Watchers in the water" campaign! *cackles insanely*
Oh, and that review someone else posted was flat-out HILARIOUS! I think my favorite is:
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Then they travel down a river in boats. Freddo isn't sure what to do with the ring, then this other guy, Borremeer who is with them, gets taken over by the dark side and tries to steal the ring.
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*dies all over again*