MIddle-earth Proverbs
Famous sayings by some of the wise guys of Middle-earth.
"When in Mordor, do as the Ringwraiths do" -Eärnur, before leaving for Minas Morgul
"Go not to the Halflings for council, for they will say both "I don't know" and "What?" -an annoymous elf
"Out of the funeral home, into the pyre." -Denethor II, Steward of Gondor
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"Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."
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