[good idea at the time]

Hey there! This was inspired by Eruwen's Poem. I wanted to post it, but I didn't want to hijack the thread and change it from poems to song parodies, so here's my new thread. I wrote this to the tune of Blink 182's "All the Small Things." That song just so happens to be really good for parodies. I also wrote a spoof about smurfs and another about sub-atomic particles to it. Kudos again to Eruwen! This isn't nearly as good as the excellent Dr. Seuss Poem, but I had fun with it:


All the small things
Hobbits and rings
Pippin's silly
Merry's witty
Always, I know
Sam's helping Frodo
Watching, waiting, commiserating
Say it ain't so, the ring's gotta go, off to Mount Doom, wanna go home.
Na, na...
Fight orcs, and wraiths
this quest's not safe
And off to Mordor we will go, we'd rather be at Bag-end though!
Say it ain't so, the ring's gotta go, off to Mount Doom, wanna go home
Na, na...
Say it ain't so, the ring's gotta go, off to Mount Doom, wanna go home
"Pippin's hungry still." "What's a Silmaril?" "My precious, gollum" "Whatever happened to Bill?"