i started adapting "Beautiful Stranger" by Madonna, and came up with Mysterious Ranger. unfortunately, my knowledge of the lyrics is bad... so excuse anything out of place.
Dah dah dah dah.... etc...
Mysterious raaaaanger....
Havent we met,
Youre some kind of mysterious ranger,
You could be good for me,
I have a taste for the danger.
If im smart then i'll run away.
But im a hobbit so i guess ill stay.
Havent you heard?
We're leaving Bree with a mysterious ranger...
I looked into your eyes...
And i strained my neck from the stretch.
Youre a king in disguise,
but thats not until chapter two (book two...)
thats as far as ive got...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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