[Vuelve]

to the tune of Gossip Folks by Missy Elliott

[People in background chatting]
Saruman - Yo, yo yo move out of the way
We got Sauron the Great Eye coming through
Legolas-Girl that is Sauron he lost a lot of weight.
Arwen-He is so thin that you can't see his body just that big eye.
Bilbo-I heard he has this strange obsession with rings.
Gandalf-Well I heard he only wants one.
Elrond-Hey Hey, here he comes now......

[Sauron]
When I walk up in the piece
I ain't gotta even speak
I'm a bad mamajama big eye stupid halfling you ain't gotta like me
How bout Bilbo
Need to talk what he knows
And stop talking bout the One Ring Gandalf you jus mad it ain't yours
I know theres nine of ya'll
Ya'll job jus to make me fall
Step to me get burnt like toast
the fellowship thats a real joke
tot-tal con-trol
I don't brag I mostly boast
From the Mordor to the Great Sea coast
Izzy kizzy eye see you!!

LoL sorry that one just came to mind. Eye see you lol thats lame I know. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]