Beorn would morph into a bear and maul Aragorn.
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Boromir noogies Faramir into submission.
Eomer spears Faramir, from 6 feet out, atop a horse.
Elladan and Elrohir dispatch Aragorn and Boromir.
Faramir lays Eowyn accross his knees and spanks her.
Eowyn takes Arwin inside of a minute.
There is a black smear where Legolas used to be. Glorfindel looks smug.
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[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] That's clever, Garen LiLorian. I'm amused by your wordings. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
All right...what about the Gaffer versus Farmer Maggot?