Thanks, Saurannun and Diamond [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. (Can you tell I used to be an adjuster? It's possible to do well, but you have to have a nervous system like a clam's, which I don't).
How about - Gollum as Television Chef? "So we adds a nice juiccccy fisssh - no, we doesn't COOK it, nice fissshhh. Then we cuts in half, adds some cold water and we EATS it, preciousss! Be sure to tune in next week - next weekses show we preparess rabbitss."
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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