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Daewen · 01-02-2003, 07:25 PM

*door bursts open and Arwen comes in shaking*

Arwen: Is this the therapy place?

K: Yes but we're already in a session, maybe you should try...

Arwen: I don't care! *grabs mouth of Sauron and chucks him out the window* I NEED THERAPY!

K: Yes...I can..erm...see that...but you know what, I'm off duty now so why don't you just talk to therapist Q? *runs out of the room reallyfast, and throws a very confused Q inside*

Q: Um...hello there...do you, uh, need therapy or something?

Arwen: YES I DO NEED THERAPY YOU IDIOT!! WHY ELSE WOULD I BE HERE? *growls menicingly*

Q: Just a wild guess...but is it because of you...uh...anger managementissues?

Arwen: I DO NOT HAVE ANGER MANAGEMT ISSUES! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! *throws chair into wall*

Q: Uh...right. Of course you don't, how silly of me. So then...what kind of therapy to you need?

Arwen: *loses her temper immediatly and looks very depressed* Marrage counceling.

Q: Well, this is more of a therapy clinic...we don't really do marrage counceling.

Arwen: Good! Because I'm not married!

Q: But you just said..

Arwen: SHUT UP! *blushes and loses temper again* Sorry...sorry. You see, my fiance, Aragorn...you know, the king of Gondor...he left me standing at the alter.

Q: I see...go on.

Arwen: He left me for some @$#&*! blonde crossdressing sheild maiden!

Q: And this makes you upset?

Arwen: WHAT DO YOU THINK??? OF COURSE IT MAKES ME UPSET!!!!! OOOOOO IF I COULD GET MY HANDS ON ARAGORN RIGHT NOW I'D...

Q: You'd what?

Arwen: *casts eyes down* I'd probably sob my head off and beg him to come back.

*door creeks open and in steps...*

[ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ]

01-02-2003, 07:25 PM	#5
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	door bursts open and Arwen comes in shaking Arwen: Is this the therapy place? K: Yes but we're already in a session, maybe you should try... Arwen: I don't care! grabs mouth of Sauron and chucks him out the window I NEED THERAPY! K: Yes...I can..erm...see that...but you know what, I'm off duty now so why don't you just talk to therapist Q? runs out of the room reallyfast, and throws a very confused Q inside Q: Um...hello there...do you, uh, need therapy or something? Arwen: YES I DO NEED THERAPY YOU IDIOT!! WHY ELSE WOULD I BE HERE? growls menicingly Q: Just a wild guess...but is it because of you...uh...anger managementissues? Arwen: I DO NOT HAVE ANGER MANAGEMT ISSUES! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! throws chair into wall Q: Uh...right. Of course you don't, how silly of me. So then...what kind of therapy to you need? Arwen: loses her temper immediatly and looks very depressed Marrage counceling. Q: Well, this is more of a therapy clinic...we don't really do marrage counceling. Arwen: Good! Because I'm not married! Q: But you just said.. Arwen: SHUT UP! blushes and loses temper again Sorry...sorry. You see, my fiance, Aragorn...you know, the king of Gondor...he left me standing at the alter. Q: I see...go on. Arwen: He left me for some @$#&! blonde crossdressing sheild maiden! Q: And this makes you upset? Arwen: WHAT DO YOU THINK??? OF COURSE IT MAKES ME UPSET!!!!! OOOOOO IF I COULD GET MY HANDS ON ARAGORN RIGHT NOW I'D... Q: You'd what? Arwen: casts eyes down* I'd probably sob my head off and beg him to come back. door creeks open and in steps... [ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Daewen ] __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!