Pippin's Session:
Therapist=T Pippin=P
T:So what seems to be the problem?
P:Everyone keeps calling me Fool-of-a-took, im not a fool! I just mess up once and a while! Anyways, most of the stuff in the movie I didnt do! Im not that stupid! I mean, it was a rock that fell down a well, not a whole body! And I new where we were going at Rivendell...vaguely, but...
T:Alright Mr.Took, please calm down, no need to be mad, it is only a name, that is really catchy to say!
P: But it hurts man! I have feelings too! I get blamed for everything, what about Merry, hes like sauron in disguise! And Frodo nevers gets blamed cause he has to carry that oh so heavy ring!
T:When did they start calling you by that name?
P:Hmmmm. I dont know, too long to remember, but it was probably the first time i met Gandalf...
Flash back
*Baby Pippin sitting beside Gandalf at a table, Gandalf smiles at Pippin, Pippin claps his hands and knocks over a candle, table burns down, Gandalf backs away from the fire so as not to catch on fire and accidentaly sits on the stove, Gandalf runs out of the room yellinf "FOOL-OF-A-TOOK!"
T:I see...
P:Is it time to go yet? Im starving!
T:Yes, you can go.
*Pippin walks out
*Therapist takes of fake glasses and turns out to be Sam
*Sam holds up a tape recorder
Sam: Wait till everyone hears this!
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~Fool-of-a-took~
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