Frodo: "Pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance"
Gandalf: "Pity? It was sheer, raving laziness that stayed Bilbo's hand. For me, I think it's a real pity that Thranduil didn't get my message about arranging an `accident' for Gollum a little sooner. The Pony Express isn't what it used to be."
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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