Legolas surfs down the stairs on a shield at Helm's Deep, firing arrows.
Random orc: he he... you can see up his skirt!
Battle is forgotten as everyone laughs hysterically.
Dead orc at Leg's feet: he he... pink knickers!
More hysterical laughter.
The elves march towards Helm's Deep and up the slope towards the gate.
Lone elf voice: waaaaiiiit! I've got a blimmin' stone in my shoe!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
Last edited by Meela; 08-24-2004 at 04:44 PM.
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