In TTT when the orcs are about to attack Helms Deep.. A mobile phone rings... suddenly all men, elves and orcs get out mobile phones and hold them up to their ears checking if it was their phone..
Several thousand "hello"s are heard around the valley until an orc yells out.."its mine"... all the others politly wait till he is finished the call..
Orc: it was the wife
Everyone..: yep.. sorry mate.. not in trouble i hope..
Then they pick up their weapons and continue fighting.
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~
~My lord, Éomer~
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