Okay, I'll attempt one...
FotR (corny scene w/Gandalf and Saruman)
(they start fighting...the Fellowship rushes in)
Frodo: Wow, Gandalf, I didn't know you could breakdance!!
(scene on top of Saruman's tower with Gandalf and the moth)
Gandalf: (whispers to moth) Ahhh....I knew that moth-ish class in high school would be handy...
TTT
(Haldir dies)
(Aragorn rushes to him)
Aragorn: Haldir!! You shall have not died in vain!!
Haldir: (waking up) Um, actually, I'm not dead yet.
Aragorn: Then you shall have ot been mortally wounded in vain.
Haldir: Actually, I'm getting better. I think I could pull through.
(Aragorn looks exasperated)
(the Battle of Helm's Deep...Legolas does the surfboard thing)
Orcs: EEEEEH!!!! (they all pull off masks revealing.....rabid fangirls!!)
Legolas: NOOO!!!
Okay, those were lame....I'll try to do a better job next time......but the rest of those were really funny!!
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