(Aragorn sees Arwen kissing another elf, and rushes to her sorrowfully)
Aragorn: I thought it was true love!! You gave me your immortality for me!!
Glorfindel (who is conviniently near): Aragorn, she does that with every hot guy...gives them some cheap necklace with an evenstar--
Arwen: (let's go of the elf she is kissing) Ooh!! Nice elf...(chases after another elf)
I'm not very nice to Arwen, am I?
(in the corny wizard breakdancing scene with Saruman and Gandalf)
Saruman: (whips out a lightsaber) Ah ha!!
Gandalf: Wrong movie...
Aragorn: Legolas, what's making your quiver so heavy? You ran out of arrows!!
Legolas: My shampoo, my conditioner, my comb...
More later...
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