OMG, these are tooooo funny! Alright, I'll attempt some. Got these from fan-fics at the 'Downs.
*scene in rocks by Moria, Legolas is about to jump on the rocks*
P.J.: Orlando, in this scene, you're supposed to jump gracefully from rock to rock.
Orlando: *jumping* Hey look! Hey look Elijah, I'm doin' it!
Elijah: Sweet!
Orlando: *falls* Ouch...
P.J.: CUT!
At the council of Elrond.
Aragorn: Havo dad, Legolas.
Legolas: *in outrage* Have a BATH Legolas?! How dare you!? I bathe every day!
When I read these, I was just about rolling on the floor with laughter. Maybe next time, I'll try to make up some of my own. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
~Hirilaelin
P.S. Rate me please! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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