[Anything but Arwen]

lololol! Keep being mean to Legolas! And Arwen! And everyone but Merry and Pip! Cos thats my job. Ok, let me try....

Treebeard: We go to Isengard...
Pippin: Whats Isengard?
Merry:Its where Saruman lives you dolt
Pip:WHos- ohh....Mr Tree, we have a very important...party...to attend...
Merry: Its not going to work Pip..
(To be fair thats someone elses genius....if your on here, um..sorry...)

Heres one of mine:
Gandalf: His name is Shadowfax...he is one of the Mearas, the princes of horses...
(He brings out a tattered hobby horse)
To Rohan!
(Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas all look at each other)

Aragorn: Legolas, Gimli, to war!
(Gimli is sitting with cucumber slices over his eyes and Legolas is wearing a hairnet)
Both: WHaaa? But its our day off!

Nehh....theyre crap....oh well...fneh...