Thread: Movie Bloopers!
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Old 01-24-2003, 11:04 AM   #64
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Continuing the mobile phone thing (you have to watch Trigger Happy TV to get this one):

As the Rohirrim ride up to Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli:
(Three mobile phones ring - one plays 'Jingle Bells', one 'I Feel Pretty' from West Side Story, and one the theme to the movie. All three companions pull out their giant comedy phones; Gimli's is black with 'Nobody tosses a Dwarf!' on the back, Aragorn's has a photo of Arwen on it, and Legolas' is pink with 'I (little heart icon) my hair straighteners' on the back.)

The next lines are all at the same time. Meanwhile, in the background, the Rohirrim get closer and closer...

Aragorn: Éowyn? How the hell did you get my number?! I haven't even met you yet!! And no, I'm not available for dinner and our movie in four nights' time - I've got a bloody battle to win!! What did you just say?!

Legolas: Yes, I would like to renew my subscription to Elf And Beauty Weekly...no, I want the free blonde hair dye, not the flourescent pink...NO!!

Gimli: (out of breath from running) Daa-aad! You had...to...ring me...now...didn't you? I'm...kinda...busy...what? (Éomer rides up)

Éomer: What business does an Elf, a Man and a Dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!

All three: (at the same time and shouting) I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M ON THE PHONE!!!

~*~*~*~*~

Actually that happened to me the second time I saw TTT - someone's phone played 'Jingle Bells' and then their person went, "HELLO?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M WATCHING LOTR!!!"
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