Gandalf, Eomer, and the Rohirrim arrive at the top of the hill by Helms Deep
They begin to charge down the hill. Gandalf slips and rolls. The Rohirrim all trip over him and the whole group rolls down the hill and into the Uruk-Hai
Theoden turns round to Aragorn, completely oblivious to the tangle in the corner
Theoden: where were the flags???? i told him they had to wave the flags!!!! we neeeeeed tooooouuuuuuriiiiiiisssssts!!!!!!!!!!!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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