*Battle of Helm's Deep*
Haldir's last words, which no one hears in the movie: Long....live....the King....of...Gondor...
*an orc hears those words*
Orc: ARAGORN!!
Aragorn: *whips out Anduril and gets ready for a fight* What?
ORc: *sheepishly* May I have your autograph?
Aragorn: Why, of course....who shall I address it to?
Theoden: *overhearing all this* He is the attraction we need!! Forget about the flags!!
Eowyn: *chases Aragorn*
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...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!
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