Scene in Rivendell:
Arwen: runs over to Elrond. "You have the gift of fores- dad?? What the hell happend to you?? Dad, HEllo. Are you ok? Dad! Look, itīs alright...my dad is mentally ill....*starts crying*
Camera: turns around to show us elrond in black suit, sunglasses, cut hair and a gun
or:
FotR: Arwen meets Aragorn&hobbits at Trowlshaws(sp?)
Sam: Who is she?
Aragorn:Sheīs my girlfriend. Donīt ask.
*rollseyes*
Sam: whatīs she doing here?
Aragorn:Cheking on me.*rollseyes*
Sam: Oh, then she cares about you
Aragorn: Supposively. *rollseyes*
Gandalf&Elrond talking
Elrond: The race of men is weak.
Gandalf: Oh come on. You only donīt like men because your daughter is dating one
Elrond: SO????????
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