[Firondoiel]

HEHEHEHE!!! Some of these are SOOOO funny!!!! I'm going to have a go at it and hope it's not too bad.

Not My Fault
*Scene at Osgiliath where Frodo walks up to the Nazgul and holds out the Ring*
Nazgul: What do you think you're doing?!
Frodo: Huh?
Nazgul: You're not supposed to give me the Ring.
Frodo: Ummm...don't blame me it's all his fault! (points at Sam) He didn't even try to stop me from walking off!
Nazgul: (To Sam) Why didn't you stop him!? Don't you realize if I got the Ring Sauron would take control of Middle Earth and the movie would be over?!
Sam: It's not my fault! By right we shouldn't even be here. It's all his fault! (points at Faramir)
PJ: CUT!!!! (To Nazgul)Why did you mess up the scene?!
Nazgul: It wasn't my fault it was his! (points at Frodo who points at Sam who points at Faramir.)
PJ: Well Faramir, what do you have to say for yourself?
Faramir: It's not my fault! It's yours for making me such a creep!!!
Sam: He's got a point.
Nazgul: (looks at PJ) Let's get him!
Frodo: CHARGE!!!!!
(They rush at PJ)
PJ: Wait! It's not my fault either! It's umm...well it's umm...AGGGGHHHH!! (Turns and runs out of the studio with Faramir, Sam, Frodo, and the Nazgul after him.)

Yeah it's lame I know but it sounded funny when I first thought of it. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ March 22, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]