Here's one
*Aragorn comes up to Legolas and gives him a wrapped present*
Legolas- "You remembered!"
Aragorn- "How could I forget your birthday?"
*Legolas opens the box and finds a pair of skimpy underwear*
Legolas- "Um.. Aragorn, I asked for a new BOW-striing, not a new G-string"
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