O.K. I thought of this last night:
Rosie comes home with 13 wiggling shopping bags. Sam & Frodo (who are having a beer drinking contest) come to see what's going on.
Sam: Rosie, I told you, 'Make sure the chicken's DEAD when you buy it.'
Frodo: *snicker, snicker*
Rosie dumps the bags out revealing 13 babies
Sam; Rosie, what-
Rosie: Oh, Sam! They were having a SALE at Khol's!
They direct there attention to a corner
Sam; What's with the alligator?
Rosie: It was 1 of those Buy 13 Get An Alligator Free things
OK I'M STUUUUUPID
The alligator came from the time I was changing around the words to 'Gossip Folks'
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