ahhh... it's good to be back.
Gandalf and frodo are riding the cart into the shire
-Frodo "Gandalf, i think you just hit a squirrel..."
the council of the Elves in Rivendell.
Elrond- "all rise for the council of the elves"
Figwit- "Sir, i think the dwarf is sitting"
Gimli- "I'm standing!"
Figwit- "Sitting"
Gimli- "look, this is sitting, this is standing, i'm standing"
and by the way Legolas lover, that gimli back ribs crack wasn't funny!
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