Of course it's weird, One Axe! That's the beauty of it!
You guys are all beyond brilliance!
here goes;
Legolas, killing orcs at Helm's Deep-
Legolas: Another one bites the dust! Another one bites the dust! OW! Another one bites the dust! Hey! Hey! Another one bites the dust! Hey-ehh-ehh-eh-eh-yaaay!!!!!!
(In the meantime, Boromir does the wave. Yes, I DO realize he's dead already.)