*Eowyn is sobbing over Theodred*
Suddenly, he sits up and turns to her, grinning inanely.
Theodred (in a Transylvanian accent): Why are you crying, my dear?
(Don't ask... Its a weird day... I could have sworn I just saw a fly bungee jumping off the hose pipe...)
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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