(OK, this is my first try.)
Sam: We're in the middle of Mordor, Mr. Frodo. We need to get to Mt. Doom to destroy the Ring. The war could be over tomorrow. Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?
PJ: CUT!!!!!!! All right, who put the Matrix script in here?!?!?!?!?!
*tall, black-clad figure wearing dark sunglasses slips away muttering* Mr. Anderson precioussssss... We mustn't let it get away....
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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