A certain part of the extended LOTR that you were never meant to see...
Frodo is rescueing Sam from the river. He pulls him back in.
"Oh Sam!"
"I made a promise Mr. Frodo/"
"No you idiot, I crying because I lost my contacts!!"
"YOU WEAR CONTACTS!!!"
The entire Elijah Wood Fan club get up and go find Orlando. Hey, at least he's honest.
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again.
I ate chicken yesterday and the
day before... will I be eating
chicken again tomorrow? Why am I
always eating chicken?
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