I don't know if this one has been done, but here goes...
*Legolas gets box for Gimli at Helm's Deep. Gimli gets on box and it collapses under him*
Legolas: Sorry, we're on such a tight budget, PJ can only afford cardboard...
Gimli: Not...strong enough...to get out...of box...HELP!!!
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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