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I hope this hasn't been done....
*Scene where Aragorn fights Lurtz*
Aragorn slices Lurtz's arm off...
Lurtz: 'Tis but a scratch
Aragorn: You idiot your whole arm is off
Lurtz: I've had worse. 'Tis just a flesh wound
At this point Aragorn rolls his eyes and chops of Lurtz's head. He calls to Legolas and Gimli and they follow him while banging coconuts together.
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Or, from "It's just a flesh wound" :
"Lurtz attacks Aragorn with renewed strength, despite one of his arms being chopped off. In defence, Aragorn chops Lurtz' other arm off.
Lurtz keeps kicking Aragorn. "Come on, come on, had enough eh?"
Aragorn chops off one of Lurtz' legs.
Lurtz keeps dancing around Aragorn, who chops his second leg off.
Lurtz: Alright then, we'll call it a draw.
Aragorn skips off, while Legolas and Gimli go after him banging the coconuts (which must have been carried by two European swallows with them on a vine or something).
Lurtz: Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!!
It's a lot funnier in the Holy Grail, isn't it?
Oh well.
~ Elentari II