OK, fine. Isn't banging coconuts together what they do in Primary School?
In Moria.
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: What if i give you, erm, a pony!
Gandalf: Try harder!
Balrog: Erm, err, a muffin!
Gandalf: What type of muffin?
Balrog: Blueberry.
Gandalf: Done! *Balrog gives Gandalf muffin, Gandalf jumps into darkness with parachute*
Ok, Ok, I'm tired! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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