Umm, er, um, here goes!
*Battle of Helm's Deep. Legolas is pulling Aragorn and Gimli up on the rope. Bloodied mass of rags falls over the edge at his feet.*
Legolas: I thought the orcs in this shoot weren't supposed to shoot them?
*Elrond appeares in sunglasses from shadows*
Elrond: I am afraid that is my doing. It is all part of my master plan to get rid of everyone and RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
*Legolas shoots him*
Legolas: But it's me who is going to take over the world!!!!
*Pulls out sunglasses, puts them on and walks away whistling*
Ok, I'm tired...
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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