OMG! u guys r so funny! lemme see if i can do some more.
::Frodo and Sam walking from the pub::
Hobbit to Rosie: Good night, sweet maiden of the golden ale!
Rosie: Okay, Fred. I have told you a hundred times, my name is ROSIE!! Roh-sie! Got it?
::Outside of Moria after Gandalf fell::
::Frodo in the distance::
Aragorn: Frodo!
Frodo: The hell with this! I'm coming, Gandalf!!
::Frodo runs, then leaps off the cliff::
::after the battle with the wargs::
::Legolas looks over the cliff Aragorn fell from::
Legolas: He's dead. ::walks away::
::camera pans down to aragorn hanging on a tree branch::
Aragorn: I'm down here, ya elven idiot!
::In Helm's Deep::
Eowyn: What happened to Aragorn?
Gimli: He fell..... Then after getting a little boo-boo, while he tried to get a band-aid for it, he was pulled off the cliff.
::In Helm's Deep, yet again::
::Gimli blows the horn::
Automated-voice: The horn you are trying to blow is not in service. Please take another breath and try again.
::Gimli tries again::
::Fart sound::
Aragorn: Gimli! ::holding his nose::
Gimli: It wasn't me! ::sniff:: Oh wait..... It was. I wondered if that pie had beans in it.
yeah. i'm cheesy.
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Two "colorful" pieces of advice; Don't eat yellow snow, and not all that is brown is chocolate.
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