For the year-long tour of middle-earth one, i would have to say Pippin. Not because of the accent and looks....well partly yeah. Also because he hangs out with Merry a lot and they are both REALLY fun. Also, I am pretty short so I could hide my ears and feet and pretend I was a hobbit so I could go places I normally wouldn't. Also, I would get them to take me to spots of interest, using ponies of course. Too much walking makes the Maiden a dull girl. Besides, ponies are better and funner.
Okay, can I do that now? Please?
p.s. hey! when you find the portal to middle earth tell me!
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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