What about:
Take a drink:
Each time Frodo's eyes aren't shining blue.
Every time Gimli appears happy and joyful.
Whenever the hobbits say that the lack of food is good for their diet.
When you see Legolas with his battery-driven shaver.
When Gimli removes his helmet/hat so you can see how bald he is.
When you see Gimli reparing his axe which he destroyed at the council of Elrond.
Whenever you see Gollum talking to his therapist about his bad childhood, and how he is a victim of circumstances.
When Gimli proves that he has "the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox"
Whenever I stop proving my bad sense of humor... No, you would get drunk far to quickly!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Two beer or not two beer, that is the question; by Shakesbeer
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