Maybe Boromir is the Cook because she's always crabby? At least I seem to remember that she was, though that could be from the books instead of the movie (don't even get me started on what Disney did to Mary Poppins...)
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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