Yell "Achoo!" when the Nazgűl gets close to the hobbits.
Get a toy sword (hey, they let in lightsabers, didn't they?) and try to stab a couple of orcs (I stole that from the arrow thing, sorry)....
"Lurtz! I am your father!" when Aragorn chops off Lurtz's arm....
"Ah, yes, Indy...I mean, Frodo, this is the hidden city of Alexandret--grrr, Moria!" when Gimli leads them to Balin's tomb.
(Well, I guess that would be better in LotR Outtakes, but I'm to lazy to write it there right now....)
"Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!" when Merry takes a sip of his beer.
And for you teenage girls out there....
"Get away from him, you sick perverted b*stard! He's miiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!!!" when Frodo unbuttons his shirt in Bilbo's room.
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