Found it!NOT MEANT TO BE SEXUAL IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM! Thanks to Im A Brandybuck, the author.
“Filthy” Sung by Aragorn
Ooh, I’m overdue
Gimme some room
I’m comin through
Fight some orcs
I’m in the mood
Me and my boys gonna shake the ground
Let’s get filthy (That’s my chant)
I need that (whack) to get me off
Fightin till my cloak comes off
It’s explosive
Swords are a’ whacking
Still killing
Six in the morning
Orc slicing
Shields are crashing
No questions
Time for some action
Adrenaline’s up
Bout to erupt
Gonna get my elf
And my dwarf
Gonna make some noise
Gonna get ready
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get filthy
It’s about time that we came to start the battle
Sweat drippin over our bodies
Slicing and getting just a little dirty
Wanna get filthy
It’s about time for our arrival
Ahh, don’t beat me up
So elf and dwarf, don’t drop your weapon
We rock, from front to back
My sword is shiny—ha, I like that
My hair ain’t greasy (just for show)
I ordered shampoo (on the phone)
I need that (whack) to get me off
Fightin till my cloak comes off
Let’s get open
Cause a commotion
We’re still fightin
Eight in the mornin
There’s no stoppin
We keep it rockin
Hard slicin’
Everyone’s cheering
Give all you got
Don’t tick me off
Gonna get my elf
And my dwarf
Gonna make some noise
Gonna get ready
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get filthy
It’s about time that we came to start the battle
Sweat drippin over our bodies
Slicing and getting just a little dirty
Wanna get filthy
It’s about time for our arrival
Here it comes
The one you’ve been waitin on
Get up, get it up
Yo, that’s what’s up
Givin it just what I want to the maximum
Uh oh
Here we go
Here we go
LA LA LA LA LA (slice, chop, grunt)
This is so easy, doesn’t take a lot
I don’t even have to break a sweat
Uh oh
Here we go
Gonna get ready
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get filthy
It’s about time that we came to start the battle
Sweat drippin over our bodies
Slicing and getting just a little dirty
Wanna get filthy
It’s about time for our arrival
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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