or she solemnly holds a pistol to his head and fires.
or she turns round and walks off with Glorfindel, or Boromir (take your pick), who were hiding in the bushes all along.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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