Oh, man. I should have never found this thread.
I'm still cracking-up over the moth-eating and the candy floss.
Well, here goes.
All could think to myself when the orc was running to the wall with a torch in hand was" "It's the Olympic torch bearer!"
There's this particular scene in TTT when one of the Gondorian guards is holding Frodo ( I think it's right before the Nazgul shows up), and poor Frodo looks like he's going to barf all over Faramir.
I think it's this one.
Well, good luck, and keep the silliness alive.